Ricky Martin is out of control. He needs to contain the Latin explosion. Recently in an interview, he said:

"I love giving the 'golden shower.' I've done it before in the shower. It's like, so sexy, you know, the temperature of your body and the shower water is very different." Ricky went on to say, "I'm open to everything. There are moments for soft, gentle sex. And there are moments for a good spank in the butt."

What the fuck frack is this? He thinks this ISN'T going to upset people? Does he think he's Antonio Banderas? At what point does something think they are so sexy that they can degrade anyone and this is an attractive thing?

The guy is obviously a moron if he is truly shocked that this interview had a negative effect upon his "charity". (And let's face it, he's not curing cancer)

The thing is there are so many females out there that are so stupid, they can't WAIT for Ricky to piss on them. I for one, have to step n' fetch even to get a girl to go out for coffee. I've been so unsuccessful with THAT, I haven't broached the topic of sharing excrement yet. It's no wonder Step N' Fetch converted to the Nation of Islam. I could use the Mothership myself... This must be Yacoob's doing!

Ricky Martin can't actually be this much of a perv. Maybe he's just bored with having any hot girl he can possibly imagine throw themselves at him... Of course, he could always try talking to women instead of pissing on them. Or if he has to piss on a woman, how about the new president of Chile (she has suitable disrespect for social mores).

??/??/? Sabrina!! 0rz